An Awful Concert
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The Merchants Guild put on a concert yesterday, a choir from the Northern realms. It was a travesty. The moment they began I knew something wasn't Right; a dirge sung much too High, lacking any somber tones. And as soon as that singer Left the stage, they reached a new Low with a round of bawdy songs, best suited for a tavern. Finally, a pair of twins twirled to the Middle of the stage to perform a duet, but the one on the Right was off-key, Higher than his brother. Henceforth, I will skip foreign concerts.
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